LOOK AT ME, Im kissing my significant other in my profile pic, we’re in love!

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Really?………………………….

Like……..

Really tho………………

So now every time you post i gotta see you and yours swappin spit in a dirty project hallway tho? Soo not only do you guys make an ugly couple in real life, I have to be reminded of it every post??

OHHHHHHH NOOO, ITS OK ..ITS YOUR FUCKIN WORLD, THE REST OF US ARE JUST LIVING IN IT!!!!!!!

And You know it be the attention whoring ass women who mostly push for these “so in love” pictures, to the point where you must be unfaithful if you dont tuck ur tail in and make the stupid ass kissyface. Smh you know the type, the one when single is always flooding your newsfeed with:

“No time for broke niggas”
“Im about this money, fuck a nigga”
“Miss independent”
“No man, can raise my son better then his MOTHER”

The typical hoodrat belt etiquette we all know verbatim with the duck face pics to go along with the captions.

Then ass soon as she sniff any bit of relationship she all in our face with the ” OMG he is the one” post. Smh then the boo loving pics are posted and then next month the relationship is over and the lonely qoutes start to resurface.

Now i dont have nothing against love, infact its a beautiful thing but these fuckin sappy ass hallmark card, lifetime channel fuckin pics need to DIE! DIE! DIE!

WHAT MAKES IT WORSE

Is when you finally agree to become a Eunuch for the sake of the relationship(the sex) and you end up having to take 100 FUCKIN RETAKES cuz her hair isnt right, she unintentionally looks crosseyed or you just cant seem to shake the unintrested look on your face. Its Sumfuccinbullshid (Bernie mac voice)

I mean, what are you wishing to achieve once posted? Ok.. so you guys are head over heals, and im stuck watchin Robin Byrd old ass, waiting for her to put a dick on her cheek.

You think you better then me?

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