Ayo…Whose Mans is This?

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HEY INVENTERS!!
Dun…..

If this aint the whitest sounding black guy i have ever seen, then I dont go to 28th and broadway for my white ups and throwback jerseys while gettin harassed by the Africans selling bags of smoke, and last I checked my Mitchell and Ness jersey was actually a Michelle and Hess.(Years later when i realized this, I wondered just how many people knew all along!?..bastards, I knew 30 dollars was too good of a deal)

Son this guy right here?…..right here nigga!?….is Bryant Gumble
Approved.
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Now lets be real, growing up there were two life lessons you learned at a young age.

1. Thats her butt.
AND
2. Turn on your white voice when at a job interview.

When you get the job you ease back into your Pro-Black shit and let your ceaser haircut grow into a Matheson non-threatening afro. For Example:
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Just enough to let em know “Homie dont play that” but not enough for them to use your hair as an excuse to keep you in the mail room.
BUT THIS MUTHAFUCKA forgot to turn it off. He sound like he eat unseasoned food. He talk so white, WHITE PEOPLE LOOK AT HIM WITH DISGUST.

NOW

Im not saying he has to talk with slang or remind you of the ratchet shit you see on VH1 and BET, BUT COT DAYUM HOMIE, YOU DIDNT GROW UP LISTENING TO THE DELFONICS BRUH?
No Temptations? Chi-lites? Al Green? How you outchere lettin Rick Astley out black you?? You walking round in the corporate world sounding like a eunich thinking you dapper huh? Aye i bet his closet full of argayle sweaters and crocs. Smh.

P.S NIGGA

CUT THAT SHIT OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, THE HAIRLINE IS DONE SON. THE FISHBOWL HAIRLINE AINT WAS HAN’NA’NAN POTNA.

Take a look at this Commercial, tell me dude aint on one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BRKwB9CQzE&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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