10 things I rather do than play NBA Live 14

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The Interwebz went cray (is that still cool to say?) wit the release of a youtube video featuring a full quarter of EA Sports “had a spark when you started but now just garbage” NBA Live 2014 for the next gen consoles after a couple years hiatus and failed rebranding efforts. EA’s last attempt at a bball game had Andrew Bynum aka Bynum shuttlesworth aka black jesus aka thou shall halt thy pose, of the then Los Angelous lakers seemingly stuck in a crucifixion-esque glitch the internets had a field day with which eventually shut down production of the game and series for the foreseable future and 2k sports being the official champ of basketball sim.
Until this sad 2014 attempt…

Aint shit changed,its like that jilted ex-lover that jus doesnt understand you moved on to better and that they need to accept that.
Instead EA just stands outside ya window playin Drake music waiting to be loved again.
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Hopefully this list of shit I rather do,helps em finally get it!

1. Attend the midnight release of The Hunger Games with my girl.
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Theres not much I hate more than having to watch a crap choice of a movie my girl picks out for a “fun date night” but if im faced with playin NBA live, im out the door and on that line!

2. Sign up for community college.
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Bruh I rather risk student loan debt and mediocre learning from a unrecognized school than to grab the controller and press play.

3. Debate wit an hebrew Israelite on 34th st and Discuss todays mathematics with a 5percenter
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4. Apply for Obama-care
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I will navigate my way through this gawd awful website and risk crashes midway with no fucks given.

5. Listen to a 24hr loop of The south gon hold it down!

6. Rock a Tracy Mcgrady choppa suit to a close friends funeral.
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7. Go to a bar with a shitty wingman
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Straight fuckin up the cutty

8.Drink a bottle of Takka Vodka

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A 750ml for like $5 pretty much guarantees u will be found slumped in an alley with ya pockets inside out. Same shit homie drank before he spent 12 years being a slave.

9. Get Rock bottomed out a burning building

After a couple hospital visits ill be iight.

10.Date a single mother
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Ill be down for that ready-made fam action if need be.

SO NBA LIVE DO YOU GET IT NOW!!? GET THE FUCK ON WIT CHO GAME AND LEEMEEALONE!!?

U MAD?
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Yeaa.. U MAD!

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