The Interwebz went cray (is that still cool to say?) wit the release of a youtube video featuring a full quarter of EA Sports “had a spark when you started but now just garbage” NBA Live 2014 for the next gen consoles after a couple years hiatus and failed rebranding efforts. EA’s last attempt at a bball game had Andrew Bynum aka Bynum shuttlesworth aka black jesus aka thou shall halt thy pose, of the then Los Angelous lakers seemingly stuck in a crucifixion-esque glitch the internets had a field day with which eventually shut down production of the game and series for the foreseable future and 2k sports being the official champ of basketball sim.
Until this sad 2014 attempt…
Aint shit changed,its like that jilted ex-lover that jus doesnt understand you moved on to better and that they need to accept that.
Instead EA just stands outside ya window playin Drake music waiting to be loved again.
Hopefully this list of shit I rather do,helps em finally get it!
Theres not much I hate more than having to watch a crap choice of a movie my girl picks out for a “fun date night” but if im faced with playin NBA live, im out the door and on that line!
Bruh I rather risk student loan debt and mediocre learning from a unrecognized school than to grab the controller and press play.
I will navigate my way through this gawd awful website and risk crashes midway with no fucks given.
5. Listen to a 24hr loop of The south gon hold it down!
Straight fuckin up the cutty
8.Drink a bottle of Takka Vodka
A 750ml for like $5 pretty much guarantees u will be found slumped in an alley with ya pockets inside out. Same shit homie drank before he spent 12 years being a slave.
9. Get Rock bottomed out a burning building
After a couple hospital visits ill be iight.
SO NBA LIVE DO YOU GET IT NOW!!? GET THE FUCK ON WIT CHO GAME AND LEEMEEALONE!!?
Yeaa.. U MAD!